Rishta Anjaana Saa...

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It started with a very special photograph presented here and turned out to be some sort of a phenomena, I always wonder at..

We always don't call someone sister (Refer: Behna Na Kehna ) neither do we call that someone "love", the beautiful balance is struck where you have best of both worlds.... Its amazing, its adorable.... the word is Friendship!!

You can never imagine the power of this word until and unless you experience it. World is a beautiful place to be in just because of the beautiful bonds we share with people.
I always knew a Guy and a Girl can be best friends but now I believe so as I experienced it very recently...

If it reminds you of a friend of yours, I'll be really pleased and eager to know....



Teri taarif to sab raah chalte kiya karte hain,
Hum unme se nahin...
Teri husn pe hazaaro marte hain,
Hum unme se nahin...

Kaayil hai ye dunia teri har ada ki,
Kisse parwaah hai khuda ki..
Zamaana tere liye qurbaan hota hai,
Teri husn pe andha har dooja insan hota hai..

Teri khoobsurti ka kaayil hona,
Har musafir ka kaam hai..
Teri aankho me khona,
Aashiqo ka kaam hai..

Hum na hokar bhi kuchh hain,
Door hokar bhi kareeb hain..
Jo tere hotho ke nahin,
Musquraahat ke deewane hain..
Jo teri gaaliyaan sunkar bhi,
khiyaanat se anjaane hain..

Chaahkar bhi tujhse naaraaz ho nahi sakte,
Tujh jaise pyaare dost ko kho nahi sakte..
Mere sath hokar tum ek pal dukhi ho nahi sakte,
Meri zindagi tak, tum tanha ho nahi sakte..

Khaas dushmani hai meri tere ashko se,
Chura lu inhe tere maayus naino se..
Khwaabo me bhi tere pehra rakhu,
Har mushkil dagar tere saath chalu..

Agar door ho gaye fir bhi kabhi hum,
na aansu bahaana na karna ghum..
Is daudte jehan me kahin ho na jaana gum,
Ek yaad sahej kar rakhna meri tum..

Behna Na Kehna

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The thing that changes the most with time is time...
Time flows, Time flows..
Same time is different for different people..

Once you had to call each and every girl 'behna'..
Try today, and you will learn a good lesson...
To help you against such nasty encounters, GvSparx comes up with
"Behna Na Kehna"


Please don't try this at home!







Sweety, cute, pretty,
madam mam mahotarma...
Jo mann me aaye wo kehna,
Par galti se bhi,
bhool se bhi,
chook se bhi,
kabhi bhi,
kahin bhi,
kisi shehzaadi ko,
ya kudi nawwabi ko...
Behna na kehna,
behna na kehna..
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Teen vaakiye aapko sunaata hun,
isse pehle zara si daat chaahta hun..

Ek ladka sharmeela,tez zamaane se anjaan,
Samjhdaar ho bhi kaise,daddy sena ke jawaan..
Bhool se bhi bhool agar ho gayi isse,
To ye bechaara to jayega jaan se...

Khaas hidaayat hai papa ki, har ladki ko behen kehna,
Chaahe dunia jo kare, tum apni jaan ki fikr karna..

Tez zamaana,
ladkiya dauhri tez hain,
Abla naariyan ab kahan milti hain,
Aaj koi jwaala koi sansanikhez hai..

Par gareeb ko do joot zyaada padti hain,
Langde ki laathi bhi chatak padti hai..
Achanak kisi din ye gaaon ki gauri se takra gya,
Pita ka maara ye use bhi behen keh ke aa gya..

Aaj sama ye hai ki wo har raksha bandhan pe
Janaab k ghar aati hai,
Ded rupye ki rakhi baandhke
Sau ki patti le jaati hai..

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School rafa daffa hua,
Aajkal janaab college me pad rahe hain..
Udhaar ki zindgi bhi,
Shaan se jee rahe hain..

Khair shaap kahe ya pichhle janm ka paap kahe,
Aise seedhe bande ko ladkiyan kyu maanf kare..
Ek din ik pari ganit ka sawaal lekar aayi,
Dekhne me achhi thi ,par tabhi daddy ki call aayi...

Pita shree ne ladki ki aawaaz suni to unse raha na gya,
Aur is sahabzyaade ko use bhi behen banaana pad gya..
Aaj sama yeh hai,behen ki baat ko taal nahi sakte,
Unke saare assignment karte hain,par paas ja nahi sakte..

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Iss monetry loss aur begaari ke pashchaat,
Aati hai derogatory loss ki baari..
Jo bechaara taaumr yaad rakhega,
Jo pada sabse bhaari..

Suit boot me sirjee interview ke liye safar me the,
Metro ke platform par khade bade besabar se the..
Metro aayi darwaaza khula,
Jaane kyu is badnaseeb ka muh khula..

Aaj ki kanya ko isne "Behenji zara hatiye" bola,
Tatpashchaat "behenji" hi boli, isne fir muh nahi khola..
Madam boli," Behen tum mujhe kis haq se keh rahe ho,
Kis galatfaimi me tum jee rahe ho..
Mere daddy to tumhaari maa ko jaante hi nahi,
Ye baat fir tum kis binaah pe "Behen" keh rahe ho..

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Hotel Management student courtesy me reh gya,
Jo ratta pita tha wo is doctorni ki biology me beh gaya..
Alam hua yu,placement ki interviewer bhi lady nikli,
Aage kya sunau,baire ki nahi behre ki naukri mili..

Aaj janaab metro ko door se hi salaam thokte hain,
Ghabra jaate hain jab female kutte bhaunkte hain..
Ladkiyo ko ishaare karne se bhi tauba kar li,
Radhe Krishna kehte the kabhi,ab jai hanuman boli ratt li..

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kavita ka saar.......
sun lo mere yaar......
Pehle bhi kaha tha,
Ab fir keh raha hun...
Pakka yaad kar lena,
Revise kara raha hu...

Ki sweety tweety bolo,
Chaahe aakho darling cutee..
Galla karo bai ke kalle, chaahe maaro seeti…
Bebe na aakh deyi, uss pakad lenia ghitti..

Sunday

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The big funny injection machine


Hey buddies.
Good to be back.
I must tell you about the last Sunday. After struggling for over a couple of months with a tumor in my upper lip, getting those burning chemicals and eating large amount of antibiotics didn’t help. So, I finally decided to get it removed.
I expect Sundays to be the best part of life, but mine was not to be. I went to the hospital.  After some conversation with the doctor, the prepared for the surgery and that too in front of my eyes. They got some electrical instrument, a pencil like rod with wire wound over it and when the compounder turned it on. Goodness me it started to glow with heat like we see in heaters. He switched it on and off, on and off..Trouble, trouble!!!
I lay on the bed. Doctor came and asked compounder to give anesthesia. Ok! He got an injection, anyways I can handle that. That little pushes of liquid off the syringe, not to worry. It was to be worried for, it had to be injected in the lip. What the hell, I haven’t got any injection in my arm, this one’s o the lip!! Stop kidding me. I could feel some kind of lava flowing through the lip, and the very next moment it was dead.
 Injection to the lip, and that heater wire, I guess I had no reason to keep my eyes open.  My dad was with me and he moved out of the room, probably could not witness it all. But the ears can’t be shut so easily. Doctor said to his assistant”Touch Karaao” and I could smell the smoke, something burning and that was nothing but my lip. After some time, I heard “Thoda aur touch karaao” I was about to yell “arre daant bhi jalaaoge kya”.
 It was finished. I was relieved at head if not at the lip. Anesthesia hurt for quite some time. I reached home, and my cousins cracked jokes. Instead of my loud laughter a trembling voice saying “Yaar joke mat maaro,dard hota hai”. I couldn’t smile or talk properly, forget about laughing. But now I am feeling absolutely perfect. Thank you guys for your wonderful wishes.

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